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What was youre funniest horse fall Youre scariest and youre best save
Funniest: I can remember when I was little I was put on one of the bigger ponies around 14.2hh, and since I was little he looked like 18hh to me. One day the yard manager was testing out the CD player for the Xmas mounted games party, and it did work, more a good horse spooker. My pony was fine when I got on, it was only when I tried to get him to walk past it that he would spook violently (Well, it felt that way) However, I stayed with him but he was quite strong and I was only little to I couldn’t get him to the track without help. I had a few canters successful until for some reason my pony just went spare and took off with me across the arena. For some reason I was looking down at the ground. Literally a few seconds before my fall my instructor shouted at me “Claire! Why are you looking down? If you look down you’ll go there!” And guess what, I hit the deck 2 seconds after that. My instructor was really good because I had gone dumb with the fall, so I just got shoved back on the horse before I could think twice. Surprisingly I was scared at all. Scariest: I’m torn between two. One of them was the last fall I had. I was riding my fave horse, a 16.2hh TB named sweep. He is an ex racer and I love him to bits. My yard manger says I’m his mate so I’m well pleased! One day I was in my lesson and we were jumping a decent sized cross pole. Sweep hadn’t been shod at that point. I came into the jump a canter, in the past had jumped big with him at pretty good speeds, so I didn’t feel worried. It was only until we were a stride into the jump and as he came to take off he slipped, started to struggle to stay on his feet (I was told I stayed on for a long time) it was only when he collapsed to the deck I went flying into a half destroyed jump, got flipped over to face him to see and huge horse starting to get up. All that was going through my mind was “Shit, he’s going to stand on my leg, omg its going to break, oh god that’s going to hurt so so much!” However he didn’t so I lived to fight another day, despite the really sore arm that smacked into the jump. Another bad fall was out on a hack I was riding the same pony that I fell off with in my funniest fall. We were on a main road when he slipped right from under me. There might have been something I could have done but I was only little and it really hurt. His knees started to bleed and I was so upset and worried about him that I cried the whole hack. When I got back to the yard I got blamed that it was my fault. I was told that I was trotting on the bridge and that made him slip by another instructor who wasn’t even there. I wasn’t trotting at the time, and I wasn’t even on the bridge. Meh, we both lived to tell the tale : D Best save: This may sound a bit pathetic, and I have had a lot of saved because I just can’t keep my stirrups and I’m used to being on naughty ponies. One time I was riding a grid which I was only supposed to trot to because picking up canter after the first jump. The horse I was on got a little exited and exploded into canter, leaping the first jump, stalling at the next couple of fenced to crash through them. By the end of the combo I was actually out the saddle on his neck. I was told that it was the funniest thing to see my trying to reverse back into the saddle and stop my horsey. My instructor said to me “Gem tried to be clever and get the striding right, but he’s not so...” I couldn’t help but laugh. May have lost all my dignity but I stayed on and I’ve got admit it, it was pretty funny!
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I need your help honest answer
Know whats funny? I have always been a nice person, helping others, being friendly and such. Im was pretty semi fat, not overweight. I weighted 213 lbs, I now weight 205.... I cant find a girlfriend!. Two months ago I dumped my GF because I discovered she snuck out of home, had sex with guys and went to parties and got drunk..shes young, like me. I am only 17. She was my 2nd girlfriend I ever had!. I moved away to another state to be back with my mother..(Not because of my ex GF). My mom lives with her BF and we are christains, we believe its wrong to have sex before marriege. I am surrounded by old hags and old idiots!, the area were I live in is full of old people, crime everywere and the schools are horrible, so I am currently home schooled until I find a better place. Long story short, ive been gaining muscle, loosing alot of weight and now I am in shape!. I weight 184. Thats all I am oobsessed with now, is to become that what I wasnt. I was weak, a pulling insigificant person. My 'friends' in church talk to me, they invite me to games and such. But I dont go.. girls talk to me. they say things that I always wanted them to say but now I dont give a **** "Wow____You look good!. Hey, me & my friends are going to the beach tonight, u wanna come? You can go with usm we got enough room in the van". "No". Thats all I said before walking away. Was I rude? No, I was simply being reasonable. When I was out of shape, shy and quiet and friendly, no one ever talked to me, they only respnded when I talked to them, now they come along with those stupid smirks on their faces and those fakes smiles, liking me because suddenly im in shape? I look good? BAH! **** em. During the training I had and the execises, I came to a conclusion. I grasped great truth on a deep, fundamental level: that the strength to survive must come from within. Others will always fail you. Friends, family, fellow lovers ... in the end, each person must stand alone. When in need, look to the self. Only you can watch your back, cause no one else will. I got news that my ex GF was raped and beaten to a pulp, haha. Now she decided to call me, asking me how I was, what im doing, how she misses me. I could not help myself but laugh at her face and hang up!. Why? Because she deserves every bit of it. ALways chasing trhee guys at once, screwing one and jumping to the next. I hate her more than ever, now she reaps what she sowed!. But, I need help now. I already surpassed the ones I envied, im better! im stronger!. While they are living in problems, I am ascending to a better lifestyle. My mom works all day long, comes back at night, her BF does the same, he comes back after dark. I am home alone always, there is no car for me to drive and everyone, my cousins and friends dont usually call to say whats up or wnna hang out. I found the potential to get a GF, but can I get the right one? one who likes me for who I am and not for my looks?. Because they all seem slutz to me..
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HA that is wh the weak fail and the strong prosper so how do I get girls and keep them
Know whats funny? I have always been a nice person, helping others, being friendly and such. Im was pretty semi fat, not overweight. I weighted 213 lbs, I now weight 205.... I cant find a girlfriend!. Two months ago I dumped my GF because I discovered she snuck out of home, had sex with guys and went to parties and got drunk..shes young, like me. I am only 17. She was my 2nd girlfriend I ever had!. I moved away to another state to be back with my mother..(Not because of my ex GF). My mom lives with her BF and we are christains, we believe its wrong to have sex before marriege. I am surrounded by old hags and old idiots!, the area were I live in is full of old people, crime everywere and the schools are horrible, so I am currently home schooled until I find a better place. Long story short, ive been gaining muscle, loosing alot of weight and now I am in shape!. I weight 184. Thats all I am oobsessed with now, is to become that what I wasnt. I was weak, a pulling insigificant person. My 'friends' in church talk to me, they invite me to games and such. But I dont go.. girls talk to me. they say things that I always wanted them to say but now I dont give a **** "Wow____You look good!. Hey, me & my friends are going to the beach tonight, u wanna come? You can go with usm we got enough room in the van". "No". Thats all I said before walking away. Was I rude? No, I was simply being reasonable. When I was out of shape, shy and quiet and friendly, no one ever talked to me, they only respnded when I talked to them, now they come along with those stupid smirks on their faces and those fakes smiles, liking me because suddenly im in shape? I look good? BAH! **** em. During the training I had and the execises, I came to a conclusion. I grasped great truth on a deep, fundamental level: that the strength to survive must come from within. Others will always fail you. Friends, family, fellow lovers ... in the end, each person must stand alone. When in need, look to the self. Only you can watch your back, cause no one else will. I got news that my ex GF was raped and beaten to a pulp, haha. Now she decided to call me, asking me how I was, what im doing, how she misses me. I could not help myself but laugh at her face and hang up!. Why? Because she deserves every bit of it. ALways chasing trhee guys at once, screwing one and jumping to the next. I hate her more than ever, now she reaps what she sowed!. But, I need help now. I already surpassed the ones I envied, im better! im stronger!. While they are living in problems, I am ascending to a better lifestyle. My mom works all day long, comes back at night, her BF does the same, he comes back after dark. I am home alone always, there is no car for me to drive and everyone, my cousins and friends dont usually call to say whats up or wnna hang out. I found the potential to get a GF, but can I get the right one? one who likes me for who I am and not for my looks?. Because they all seem slutz to me.. I am not fat..I am Sith But ur damn STR8!
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Where can i find some funny party ideas
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i think my friend is crazy
ok so i have this friend she is really nice and funny sometimes but at home she is the only girl. so she is like mommy and daddys like pricess! so she use to getting her way. soo when she comes her and i tell her no she gets all annoyed! and wont talk to me! she does it i feel like ever time we hang out! or when i tell her i dont want to have a sleepover she keeps bugging me about it! and one time she kept asking me and i kept saying no because we just had a sleepover like 2 days ago! so she kept saying think about and let me know in an hour and i went up to her and said i thought about and the answer is still NO! so she stoped talking to me again! and she never gets along with her parents when her parents tell her no she wines and goes up to her room to talk trash about them. and like crys but she has EVERYTHING! a great cell phone, her own room, the sims 3, a boyfriend! the only thing i have out of those 4 is a cell phone but its not even a great one just a simple flip. and the other day we went to the beach we were playing with these little kids and i just got the shovel! not that its a big deal but she had it for 20 min and then she just thinks she can take it from me without asking! she also thinks shes sooo cool! but shes not and a llot of people hate her! lately i have been hating her! soo when we got back from the beach she was like you take a shower and i will and we will meet back up. soo i just get home play a card game with my sister take a break 15 minutes later shes back at my house i have not even took a shower yet! now she goes home for dinner! soo i think a little break maybe 30min-1 hour. no shes back in 15 min! i got burnt soo im hurting soo i dont want to anything. you would think shes sick of my right! well i was sick of her! the next day i could not hang out i had to got to my grandmas house i was suppose to home in the afternoon but i was not sooo she waited around for me all day! we did not hang out. she was like tomorrow? no sleeping over grandmas house. next day? hanging out with grandma. friday? grandmas birthday. saturday we could see julie and julia? cant sisters family birthday party. sunday? chruch. we could see it in the afternoon? sunday is family day! its like she plans her whole life around me! when i dont hang out with her she does nothing but hang around the house! we have hang out soooo much this summer i was sooo happy i have been to busy to hang out with her! she also thinks im her best friend. and shes not! she such a brat! and gets everything she wants! she also wants to be just like me im like a getting school stuff for school becuase i mine is all used up and worn out from last year. so shes like i could reuse some of mine but i dont want to. i was like why!! i would if i were you! also when i slept over her house we set up are stuff to sleep on the floor. she placed out this hug bed sheet i ask her if we were both going to up it and she like no. soo put down my tiny little blacket and sooo cold and shoved against the chair. soo then she was all done setting up but i was not. so she turned the lights out on me!! soo i yell at her and thought too myself jurk! then she would not let me use a pillow soo i had to use this really hard one and rap my towel for the pool around it! help me i hate her!!! but i dont want to tell her that! help!!!
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birthday party ideas
im having a hollywood/movie night birthday party on sat.aug.29th (http://partycity.com/cgi-bin/search/search_286.cgi) i dont know what funny movies to watch(no scary) what games to play and most of all what to do and any really good movies and music,food also im 14 and its all girls does anyone have any advice??
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Questionnaire Are you an American
1. You decide that the relationship with your partner is over. How do you break the news you are leaving? (a) Leave a tearful note on the table and slip quietly away (b) Calmly discuss the reasons with your partner for your decision (c) Attack them with a chair in front of a rabble of cheering pumped-up inbreds on national television. 2. You and your mates decide to have a game of football in the park. What do you need to take? (a) A ball (b) A ball and 2 coats (c) A ball 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body armour, 20 cheerleaders, a marching sousaphone band with a grand piano on a trolley, and a team of orthopaedic surgeons specialising in spinal injuries. 3. You are driving along a country road when you accidentally run over a rabbit. What do you do? (a) Stop and see how badly injured it is, taking it to a vet if it is still alive (b) Carry on driving, but hope it is still alive, or if not, that it died quickly (c) Strap it across the bonnet of your car and drive home hollering, whooping and throwing empty Budweiser cans out of the window. 4. You wake up in the morning with a stiff neck after sleeping in an awkward position. What do you do? (a) Ignore it. It will probably loosen up as the day progresses (b) Take a couple of aspirins and get on with things. (c) Take yourself to a prostitute-addicted TV evangelist faith healer in an ill-fitting wig, who will lay his hands on your head whilst screaming about the devil in front of an audience of gibbering inbreds. 5. What do you have for breakfast? (a) A bowl of Cornflakes, slice of toast and a mug of tea (b) Glass of orange juice, croissant and a cup of coffee (c) A bag of donuts with ice cream, a 32 ounce steak with six eggs sunny side-up, fifteen pancakes with maple syrup, ten waffles, five corn dogs and a DIET root beer. 6. You and your partner decide to take the plunge and get married. What sort of ceremony do you have? (a) A quiet party with a few friends in a registry office (b) A church service followed by a traditional reception at a hotel (c) A minute long mockery at a 24 hour drive-through chapel in Las Vegas, presided over by a transvestite vicar dressed as Elvis. 7. Your 14-year-old son is going through a difficult phase, becoming disruptive at school and reclusive at home. What do you do? (a) Don't worry. Its just a phase and will pass. (b) Encourage him to get out more, get involved in team sports or join a youth club. (c) Take him to an armoury and buy him an arsenal of semi-automatic weapons and enough ammunition to slaughter a class room. 8. You fancy a night in watching something funny on TV. What kind of comedy do you choose? (a) A sitcom like Fawlty Towers or Father Ted (b) A sketch show like the Two Ronnies or the Fast show (c) A thinly disguised morality play set in a massive lounge where the audience whoop for ten minutes every time an overpaid actor with a super glued grin on his face makes an entrance to deliver a lightweight wisecrack. 9. Whilst getting ready for bed, you stub your toe on your wife's dressing table. What do you do? (a) Shout and swear a bit, after all, it did hurt (b) Make a mental note to move the table so it doesn't happen again (c) Immediately call a hotshot lawyer with an uptown reputation, and sue your wife's ass. Answers: If you answered: Mostly (a)'s & (b)'s then you are not a yank Mostly (c)'s then i'm sorry to break the news to you but you as american as apple pie, 4th or july & drive by shootings
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What Do I Get Him For His Birthday
It's My 11 Year Old Brothers Birthday In A Couple Weeks And I Have NO IDEA What To Get Him? Hes Turning 12 & He: *Does Karate - He's Like Brown Belt Black Tip. *Likes Video Games - Like Fighting & Guns *Likes Naruto *Is Really Athletic *Funny Yer I dunno wat to get a 12 year old. im willing to spend like maybe up to $100, even tho im paying for his bloody birthday party -.-
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