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How Do You Feel About RuneScape
Simple question, really.
But it wouldn't be a question of mine without an obnoxiously long and poorly written background story on my part, so you understand why I'm asking this question...:
My RuneScape career started when I was in late elementary or middle school. I had never even heard of the game until my dad moved to a small town in mid-Michigan, and a few of the local kids came over and introduced themselves to me, and we quickly became good friends. After going to visit their homes a few times, I noticed a game that one of my friends kept playing often - some funny little online game. I thought it looked rather dull, even as a young kid, but they all encouraged me to give it a shot.
After much persuading, I finally moved on to RuneScape, which was my first "real" online game, not including Red Alert 2 online. It took me a while to get into the game - I found the lack of help and resources to be frustrating, and one my friends blew his top when I forgot my password and therefore lost the steel armour that he had worked so hard to get me. Eventually, I just created a new account, and started to play on that when the weather was poor outside.
There began my long, cold descent into the idiocy that is Jagex's most popular game. Back in those days, my dad only had dial-up, and my mom (Who I lived with on the weeks) didn't have Internet at all. So I only played RuneScape on the weekends... It started out that I'd play RuneScape in the morning, level up a few skills, and talk to some friends. Soon it developed into an almost obsessive hobby, going to the point where my dad almost had to cut the Internet cord every morning or night to get me off the computer.
But it was mostly harmless, since I still played AirSoft with friends, played Army, and all the other things that younger kids like to do. My harmless love affair with RuneScape turned much more serious in my 7th grade year of school when my mom and step-dad decided to get cable Internet - meaning that I'd have Internet access all day, every day. So I started playing, more and more, almost every day. By my 8th grade year in school, I was playing and posting on the Forums from the time that I got home from school until I went to bed. My grades, which used to be perfect, slipped from all As to a mixture of As, Bs, and Cs, to a few As and a few Ds and Fs. Soon I started using the Forums more than the actual game, though I managed to get 99 in a skill, something I am very ashamed of these days. Things started to calm down once I got an Xbox 360 and Call of Duty 4, which distracted me quite well from RuneScape... I guess it was just that I had found a game that was actually pretty good, and took a decent amount of skill.
I pretty much completely ceased playing RuneScape my freshman year in high school, choosing to play Xbox 360 games instead. The summer after, I got myself into a wee bit of trouble with the police, and ended up in a "detention center" for a few weeks, rather luckily for me - if I had been an adult, I would have been in prison for the rest of my life. My parents, being responsible folk, locked away my keyboard and controller, but I can't say that I cared much... After being on house arrest for almost half a year, I was happy to get away from all that, and just start enjoying school and being with my friends. While I was on house arrest, I started playing RuneScape again, and got my cooking level from 70 to 96 or so, and quite a few other skills up higher. I saved up and bought another Xbox 360 for Christmas, and my RuneScape habit was stopped in tracks once again before it could gain any more speed.
Now I view myself as a fairly normal person, besides from the fact that most of my days are spent doing community service (I want to be finished by the end of this month). I still play lots of World at War and whatnot, but that comes second to just about everything else. Sometimes I miss messing around on the RuneScape Forums (I had probably 30,000 posts, but I got permanently banned from them by being a jackass while I was on house arrest), and I jump on the game once every few days, but I can never occupy and enjoy myself on it like I used to.
I think I realized how much of a waste of time the game was when I was in late middle school or my freshman year in high school... Pretty much all I was doing was chatting to random people for hours on end while watching a poorly animated and pixelated figure bend over fishing spots and making bows for hours on end.
There just doesn't seem to be any skill involved in the game whatsoever - at least, not any more. Instead of the best being on top of the scoreboards, it's just a competition of who pours the most time into the game, and who can cheat the longest without getting caught. Even player-killing isn't much of a challenge or fun any more - you point, click, and watch your character hack away at the other guy while you stare at your health and munch on a few sharks, and hop
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DepressedProbably SUICIDE
I'm fifteen years old and I feel like a complete wreak. Recently my gerascopphobia has gotten beyond what I can withstand. Everytime I have a birthday I lock myself in my room and try to escape reality (through computer games, computers, internet, dreaming, I'm scared I may move onto stuff like, drugs) I've just felt low and as if my life was worthless. I have hardly any real life friends, I haven't got a boyfriend, I'm not popular or loved like all the other people I see (online and in school, real life) I feel like I'm here for nothing and there's no meaning or reason for life, everything's just dark and people around me don't understand what I'm feeling. They never take it seriously. I feel like I'm falling from a 500,000 ft building at can make out the ground below, I can't enjoy life because I feel the ground is coming so fast. This is my age, I'm 15 and shall turn 16 soon. My childhood and age where I enjoyed my life is gone and I find no reason to enjoy it or live it how I am now. My mom's boyfriend is constantly fighting with her, shouting counstantly every single time he comes here, sometimes crying and glass smashing (I have a stepdad now, my real dad was in a fight with my mom and he's abandoned me and said he hated me and my mom) I'm harassed online and I'm told I should kill myself. (I get very upset online when someone tells me this, I was told my artwork that I worked so hard to make for my friends was s**t, my mother was an abomination for giving birth to me, and I should be hit by a car) I've had so many death threats, I have stalkers online who obsessively stalk me to try and find where I live, they spam me and harass me telling me I should die of cancer, I'm told nobody likes me and that upsets me so much
I'm terrified of aging. I have so many sleepless nights, ''I'm getting older, I'm halfway to 30, the age where I was happy is gone, I want to be 10 again where my life was filled with joy and excitement'' I've attempted suicide numerous times. I feel like destroying myself, weather there is anything such as heaven, hell, or reincarnation hell would be better than the life I am living in. I feel so old and I hate how I look, I feel as I'm older I'm going to be suffering more and more. I'm going to live a lonely life with no friends. I feel so alone and everyday I cry. I'm alone and isolated in my room, I never get out anywhere and I never make friends (I'm homeschooled now..) I've been alone for 15 years. Whenever I see people who are my age, happy, and with tons of friends, thats my breaking point. I've told my parents but they don't seem to care. I no longer reply when they ask me what's wrong. I've began dreaming of knives and actually suicide itself, I'm getting hallucinations of things and my phobias and fears are constantly getting worse. People are pushing me to the limit. So are my phobias. Yet they think it's all funny, they didn't care when I left and isolated myself. They were happier. I know 20 and 70 are just around the corner. Time is going so fast and I can't take it. I'm going to be a big failure as an adult just how I am now. I have medical problems, servere mental and emotional problems that go undiagnosed.
Why should I get them checked on my a psychologist? To tell them why I'm sad? That just makes things worse. I know they'll never help me because they never did years before. I hide my emotions now. Faking happyness just to get a reputation. I have asperger syndrome too. I just don't feel like living anymore! My life is a mess! It will give me peace...
please if you have anything to say say it, I'm falling apart right now
My ''friends'' that I did have are now ignoring me and leaving me in the dark. They act as if they are no longer intrested in my work, it seems they are more intrested in popular people and all that I had was taken away from me
My ''friends'' that I did have are now ignoring me and leaving me in the dark. They act as if they are no longer intrested in my work, it seems they are more intrested in popular people and all that I had was taken away from me
my parents dont care about me. my mom just called me a stupid bitch when I told her i felt like this.
please if you can do you know any childlines or anything like that if not any place where I can have assisted suicide help? I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090420115945AAUEdKS
How to cure boredom at work
none of the following are acceptable as I've already done them to death:
online games
yahoo answers
email friends
facebook
adult content (ok i haven't tried this one at work but it's not a solution for obvious reasons)
Look up interesting facts
funny pics
funny jokes
I only recently signed up for yahoo answers and I think it's a great boredom killer - something different than all the standard stuff that gets emailled around the office, any suggestions of an innovative way to cure my boredom would be hugely appreciated!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090319052013AAY1nSs
Anime debate1 illegal anime
yo yo yo everyone
;D
sorry i havent been on in like 432423 years. Imma be even busier when i get my wii and zelda game tomorrow ;D. Well i decided to start something new because i like to get peoples opinions on a lot of things. So lets start this debate ;D
to BWA: thanks so much for the drawing! ;D i loved it and all of them were so great. you might need to give me drawing lessons though if i want to write my own manga one day lol.
Debate 1: You know how most all websites like crunchy roll.com and 32424 other anime sites host animes? Well i really didnt know that until i was reading anime insider a couple of days ago. But the editor said "yes watching those are illegal, but they wont last long." so im thinking? why are they illegal.
my pov:we know most of our animes by watching it from the computer. Because only very little appears on tv. And since we watch them online we fall in love with them and so on. Which causes us to BUY the items relating to that anime. Plus we give it more popularity. Most animes we love dont come on tv. So if they didnt have it on the computer then we would most likely not know about it unless your a millionaire and could afford it. Plus if anime wasnt online, would we really go to the store and pick out an anime that weve never seen (thanks to the people who took it off the internet.) and spend $40. What if we didnt like it? dont get me wrong i buy anime like yesterday i bought a season of naruto ;D and i buy one when i get them money, but the only reason i bought it is because i watched most the episodes online and liked it. I think taking it offline will hurt their sales?
whats your side? do you think that should take it off so people can buy more, or do you think they should keep it on?
;D
quick survey:
C&A regs
most creative:
funniest:
devoted:
smartest:
outgoing:
Last times quote: Konata ;D
Quote of the day: "Dont thank me, i only saved your life is all?" lol its from an anime movie.
Bonus: Has any ever seen that show clerks on adult swim? lol i love that show.
Flamers:please dont post rude comments or i will email you.
bye! ;D
and merry early Christmas!
Merry Early Christmas everyone. I hope everyone has a good one.
;D
CHRISTMAS!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081224064447AAmtJUF
is she really a best friend
I got a call about a month ago from my best friend. She asked for my help moving. I learned that she was being evicted. She and her boyfriend and 3 year old son had no place to go. Her family is either living out of state or didn't want to help. I offered for them to stay with me. I had separated from my girlfriend because of her battle with alcoholism. She was going to be out of the house for one month.But I told them that they could stay 2 weeks beyond her return home until nov. 1. I moved everything out of my spare and told them that I didn't care how they keep the room as long as they didn't leave a mess around the house.My number 1 rule is that all adults work while staying with me. No job no room. Ive help friends out before and had them quit their jobs and end up staying for months with me supporting them. Both she and her boyfriend were known for quiting and not working for long periods of time. I asked that they pay whatever the different would be in my electric and water bill and do pay groceries. she felt that wasn't fair so offer me $100 per week.
First her boyfriend only works 3-4 days a week and is often home. They had a tv and games set up in their room but he put his ps2 in the living room. I understood that at night when they were putting their son to bed that having a tv on or game playing would keep him up. But this guy was on my couch from the moment she left for work at 8am to 11or 12 at night only moving to use my computer or eat. I had to ask him twice to leave so I could watch a movie with my girlfriend.
Second they would leave all their stuff laying round the apartment especially the kitchen.Coats, clothes,toys,bags,backpacks,books, cds,dvds,containers of half eaten food,a fan would be left on the counter or table. I would clean it up everyday and put their stuff in their bedroom.had put everything from the spare room in my dining room so the kitchen table was the only place to eat unless I went to my bedroom to eat. remember homie is laid across my couch like he's king of the apartment playing video games because even if he worked he still got home before everyone else to claim "his" couch.
3) After only being here 2 days she got her car impounded. I found out that they havent paid their rent for three months, they havent paid their car payment for four months, the insurance in 6 months and their tags were bad. so I thought I was given them a chance to save up a deposit from a new place not catch up on four months of bills in 6 weeks plus they would have to pay a huge amount of fees to get their car out of impound and tags put it.
Meanwhile my Girlfriend was staying over a lot. So I told her to just move back in. But informed my guest that it didnt mean they have to get out that they still had until Nov.1.
Well one day my gf comes home and goes to take a nap before Im due home. I get home and we eat and decide to go to the movies. She gets to the door and notices that her keys are gone. We do a quick search and dont find them. But I figure they fell behind the dresser. after all the boyfriend was on the couch watching this exchange and didnt say anything so I knew they didnt move them right? Wrong he came in our bedroom while she was sleeping without knocking or saying anything went thru her stuff and tock her keys. she found them the next day after I had search the entire house on the computer chair. He told her that they were there the whole time. funny because when I sat there to look up movie times I didnt feel them up my butt.
I confronted my friend and him about this and the mess left in the kitchen and him always on the couch(at least when me or my gf are home can he not play his games in their room). They got mad that I would dare to bring these things up and told me they would be out by the end of the week(that would make their stay exactly one month what I had told them they had at the beginning of the stay)
She also told everyone I was putting her out. Not to mention that she had quit her job and didnt tell me. I saw online that she has decided not to talk to me and that I was wrong because she wrote a yahoo question about it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081019061031AArmnR8
HELP me please
ficit Disorder (ADHD) Test
1.At home, work, or school, I find my mind wandering from tasks that are uninteresting or difficult? very much
2.I find it difficult to read written material unless it is very interesting or very easy? Very much
3.Especially in groups, I find it hard to stay focused on what is being said in conversations? Very much
4.I have a quick temper... a short fuse? Very much
5.I am irritable, and get upset by minor annoyances? Very much
6.I say things without thinking, and later regret having said them? Very much
7.I make quick decisions without thinking enough about their possible bad results? Very much
8.My relationships with people are made difficult by my tendency to talk first and think later? very much
9.My moods have highs and lows? Very much
10.I have trouble planning in what order to do a series of tasks or activities? Very much
11.I easily become upset? Very much
12.I seem to be thin skinned and many things upset me? Very much
13 I almost always on the go? Very much
14. I am more comfortable when moving than when sitting still? Very much
15. in conversations, I start to answer questions before the questions have been fully asked? Very much
16. I usually work on more than one project at a time and fail to finish many of them? Very much
17. There is a lot of "static" or "chatter" in my head? Very much
18. Even when sitting quietly, I am usually moving my hands or feet? Very much
19. In group activities it is hard for me to wait my turn? Very much
20. My mind gets so cluttered that it is hard for it to function? Very much
21. My thoughts bounce around as if my mind is a pinball machine? Very much
22. My brain feels as if it is a television set with all the channels going at once? Very much
23. I am unable to stop daydreaming? Very much
24. I am distressed by the disorganized way my brain works? Very much
Results of your
Attention Deficit Disorder Quiz
You scored a total of 115
It is highly likely that you are presently suffering from adult attention deficit disorder, according to your responses on this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.
Quick Adult ADHD Screening Test
1.How often do you have trouble wrapping up the final details of a project, once the challenging parts have been done? Very often
2.How often do you have difficulty getting things in order when you have to do a task that requires organization? Very often
3. How often do you have problems remembering appointments or obligations? Very often
4. When you have a task that requires a lot of thought, how often do you avoid or delay getting started? Very often
5. How often do you fidget or squirm with your hands or feet when you have to sit down for a long time? Very often
6. How often do you feel overly active and compelled to do things, like you were driven by a motor? Very often Results of your Adult ADHD Quiz
You scored a total of 30
Based upon your responses to this adult ADHD screening quiz, you appear to be suffering from adult an attention deficit disorder. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of ADHD or ADD and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.
You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.
Anxiety Screening Quiz
#1 Pounding heart= always
#2 Sweating= always
#3Trembling or shaking= always
#4 Shortness of breath= always
#5 Afraid or scared= always
# 6 Chest pain or discomfort= always
# 7 Nausea or abdominal distress= always
#8 Feeling dizzy or unsteady= always
# 9 Fear of losing control or going crazy=always
#10 Numbness or tingling sensations=always
#11chills or hot flashes=always
#12 Fear of dying=always
#13 Usually Often Sometimes Rarely Never Constant or persistent worry= always
#14Feeling of choking= always
#15 Unable to relax= always
#16 Feeling of being unreal= always
#17 Nervous =always
# 18 Feeling shaky or wobbly= always
#19 Usually Often Sometimes Rarely Never Irritable or difficulty sleeping= always
#20 Trembling hands= always
#21 Avoid situations because of anxiety= always
#22 Feeling lightheaded or faint = always
Results of your
Anxiety Screening Quiz
You scored a total of 66
Based upon your responses to this screening measure, you are most likely suffering from an anxiety disorder. Your responses are similar to others who experience severe anxiety symptoms. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, if would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional soon to rule out a possible anxiety disorder.
The most common anxiety disorders diagnosed are either panic disorder or generalized anxiety disorder.
Goldberg Bipolar Screening Quiz
1.At times I am much more talkative or speak much faster than usual.- very much
2.There have been times when I was much more active or did many more things than usual.-very much
3.I get into moods where I feel very speeded up or irritable.- very much
4.There have been times when I have felt both high (elated) and low (depressed) at the same time. Very much
5.At times I have been much more interested in sex than usual.very much
6.My self-confidence ranges from great self-doubt to equally great overconfidence. very much
7.There have been GREAT variations in the quantity or quality of my work. Very much
8.For no apparent reason I sometimes have been VERY angry or hostile. Very much
9.I have periods of mental dullness and other periods of very creative thinking. Very much
10.At times I am greatly interested in being with people and at other times I just want to be left alone with my thoughts. Very much
11 have had periods of great optimism and other periods of equally great pessimism. Very much
12. I have had periods of tearfulness and crying and other times when I laugh and joke excessively. Very much
Results of your
Bipolar Quiz
You scored a total of 55
Based upon your responses to this bipolar screening quiz, you appear to be suffering from severe symptoms associated with a bipolar disorder. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of Bipolar I Disorder and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.
You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.
Quick Depression
Screening Test
1.My future seems hopeless. Always
2.It is hard for me to concentrate on things always
3.The pleasure or joy has gone out of my life. Always
4.I have lost interest in things that used to be important to me. Always
5.I feel sad, blue or unhappy always
6.I feel like a failure, or that I'm worthless. Always
7.I feel more dead than alive always
8.I spend time thinking about death and dying. Always
Results of your
Quick Depression Quiz
You scored a total of 40
Severe Depression Likely
Based upon your responses to this quick depression quiz, you may be suffering from a severe depressive episode. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.
You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately
Depression Screening Test
1.I do things slowly. Yes
2. My future seems hopeless. yes
3. It is hard for me to concentrate on reading. Yes
4. The pleasure and joy has gone out of my life. Yes
5. I have difficulty making decisions.yes
6. I have lost interest in aspects of life that used to be important to me. Yes
7. I feel sad, blue, and unhappy yes
8. I am agitated and keep moving around. Yes
9. I feel fatigued. yes
10. It takes great effort for me to do simple things. Yes
11. I feel that I am a guilty person who deserves to be punished. Yes
12. I feel like a failure. Yes
13. I feel lifeless -- more dead than alive. Yes
14. My sleep has been disturbed -- too little, too much, or broken sleep. Yes
15. I spend time thinking about HOW I might kill myself. Yes
16. I feel trapped or caught. Yes
17. I feel depressed even when good things happen to me. Yes
18. Without trying to diet, I have lost, or gained, weight. Yes
Results of your
Depression Quiz
You scored a total of 90
Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.
You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.
Goldberg Mania Quiz
1.My mind has never been sharper. Yes
2.I need less sleep than usual. Just a little
3.I have so many plans and new ideas that it is hard for me to work. Yes
4.I feel a pressure to talk and talk. Yes
5.I have been particularly happy. Some times
6.I have been more active than usual. Yes
7.I talk so fast that people have a hard time keeping up with me. Yes
8.I have more new ideas than I can handle. Yes
9.I have been irritable. Yes
10.It's easy for me to think of jokes and funny stories. Yes
11.I have been feeling like "the life of the party. Yes
12.I have been full of energy. No
13.I have been thinking about sex. No
14.I have been feeling particularly playful yes
15.I have been spending too much money . Yes
16.I have special plans for the world. Yes
17.My attention keeps jumping from one idea to another. yes
18.I find it hard to slow down and stay in one place. Yes
Results of your Mania Quiz You scored a total of 76
You appear to be severely manic from your responses to this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.
Eating Disorder Screening Quiz
1.Do you make yourself sick because you feel uncomfortably full? No
2.Do you worry you have lost control over how much you eat? No
3.Have you recently lost more than 15 lbs. in a 3 month period? No
4. Do you believe yourself to be fat when others say you are too thin? No
5.Would you say that food dominates your life? No
Results of your
Eating Disorder Screening Quiz You scored a total of 0 You have answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that you do not likely currently suffer from an eating disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though.
Eating Attitudes Test
I am terrified about being overweight. No
I avoid eating when I am hungry .nope
I find myself preoccupied with food. nope
I have gone on eating binges where I feel that I may not be able to stop. Nope
I cut my food into small pieces nope
I am aware of the calorie content of foods that I eat. Yes
particularly avoid food with a high carbohydrate content (i.e. bread, rice, potatoes, etc.) nope
I feel that others would prefer if I ate more. Yes
I vomit after I have eaten. Nope
I feel extremely guilty after eating. Nope
I am preoccupied with a desire to be thinner. No
I think about burning up calories when I exercise. Nope
Other people think that I am too thin. No
I am preoccupied with the thought of having fat on my body. Nope
I take longer than others to eat my meals. No
I avoid foods with sugar in them no
I eat diet foods nope
I feel that food controls my life. No
I display self-control around food yes
I feel that others pressure me to eat. Nope
I give too much time and thought to food. Nope
I feel uncomfortable after eating sweets. Nope
I engage in dieting behavior. Nope
I like my stomach to be empty. Nope
I have the impulse to vomit after meals. Nope
I enjoy trying rich new foods. Yes
Eating Attitude Test
Part 2
1. Have you gone on eating binges where you feel that you may not be able to stop? Eating much more food than most people would eating under the same circumstances. Nope
2. Have you ever made yourself sick (vomitted) to control your weight or shape? Nope
3. Have you ever used laxatives, diet pills or diuretics (water pills) to control your weight or shape? Nope
4. Have you ever been treated for an eating disorder? No
5Have you recently thought of or attempted suicide? Nope
6 Your height and weight: 5,0 90lbs
Results of your
Eating Attitude Test
You scored a total of 9
You have answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that you do not likely currently suffer from an eating disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Screening Quiz
1. concerns with contamination (dirt, germs, chemicals, radiation) or acquiring a serious illness such as AIDS? No
2. over concern with keeping objects (clothing, groceries, tools) in perfect order or arranged exactly? yes
3. images of death or other horrible events? Yes
4. personally unacceptable religious or sexual thoughts? no
5. fire, burglary, or flooding the house? yes
6. accidentally hitting a pedestrian with your car or letting it roll down the hill? No
7. spreading an illness (giving someone AIDS)? Yes
8. losing something valuable? Yes
9. harm coming to a loved one because you weren't careful enough? yes
10. Have you worried about acting on an unwanted and senseless urge or impulse, such as physically harming a loved one, pushing a stranger in front of a bus, steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests? yes
11. excessive or ritualized washing, cleaning, or grooming? no
12. checking light switches, water faucets, the stove, door locks, or emergency brake? Yes
13. counting; arranging; evening-up behaviors (making sure socks are at same height)? Yes
14. collecting useless objects or inspecting the garbage before it is thrown out? Nope
15. repeating routine actions (in/out of chair, going through doorway, re-lighting cigarette) a certain number of times or until it feels just right? Yes
16. need to touch objects or people? yes
17. unnecessary re-reading or re-writing; re-opening envelopes before they are mailed? Yes
18. examining your body for signs of illness? yes
19. avoiding colors ("red" means blood), numbers ("l 3" is unlucky), or names (those that start with "D" signify death) that are associated with dreaded events or unpleasant thoughts? Yes
20. needing to "confess" or repeatedly asking for reassurance that you said or did something correctly? Yes
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Screening Quiz - Part 2
1. On average, how much time is occupied by these thoughts or behaviors each day? More than 8 hours
2. How much distress do they cause you? a lot
3. How hard is it for you to control them ? a lot
4. How much do they cause you to avoid doing anything, going any place, or being with anyone? All the time
5. How much do they interfere with school, work or your social or family life? All the time Results of your
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Screening
You scored a total of 32
Based upon your responses to this screening measure, you are most likely suffering from an obsessive-compulsive disorder. You can view symptoms and treatment options for this disorder. This is not a diagnosis, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek a professional diagnosis from a trained mental health professional in your community immediately.
PTSD Screening Quiz
for Child Injury
1.Did you see the incident or accident where your child was hurt? Nope
2 Were you with your child in an ambulance or helicopter on the way to the hospital? Nope
3. When your child was hurt or you first of your child being hurt, did you feel really helpless? Like you wanted to make it stop happening, but you couldn't? yes
4. Does your child have any behavior problems or problems paying attention? Yes
5. Was anyone other than your child hurt or killed with your child? nope
6. Child question: Was there a time when you didn't know where your parents were? Yes
7. Child question: When you got hurt or right afterwards, did you feel really afraid? Yes
8. Child question: When you got hurt or right afterwards, did you think you might die? No
9. Did the doctor at the hospital tell you that your child suffered a fracture? No
10is your child 12 years or older? Yes
11is your child a girl? Yes
Results of your
Child PTSD Screening Quiz
Child Score: 5
Parent Score: 3
This screening would suggest that your child may be suffering from posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as a result of his or her recent injury. You should note that this is not a diagnosis nor a diagnostic tool. The only way to be certain is to seek the help of a mental health professional soon for an in-depth PTSD assessment.
This screening would suggest that you, as the child's parent, may be suffering from posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as a result of your child's recent injury. You should note that this is not a diagnosis nor a diagnostic tool. The only way to be certain is to seek the help of a mental health professional soon for an in-depth PTSD assessment
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Schizophrenia Screening Quiz
1. I feel that others control what I think and feel. Yes
2. I hear or see things that others do not hear or see. No
3. I feel it is very difficult for me to express myself in words that others can understand. yes
4. I feel I share absolutely nothing in common with others, including my friends and family. Nope 5. I believe in more than one thing about reality and the world around me that nobody else seems to believe in. no
6. Others don't believe me when I tell them the things I see or hear .no
7. I can't trust what I'm thinking because I don't know if it's real or not. Yes
8. I have magical powers that nobody else has or can explain. No
9. Others are plotting to get me. No
10. I find it difficult to get a hold of my thoughts no
11. I am treated unfairly because others are jealous of my special abilities. Yes
12. I talk to another person or other people inside my head that nobody else can hear. yes
Results of your
Schizophrenia Screening Quiz
You scored a total of 43
Based upon your responses to this schizophrenia screening measure, you appear to have some early signs commonly associated with schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder. Your responses are similar to others who experience early symptoms of schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder. Because no online test is 100% accurate, please be aware that this does not necessarily mean you do have schizophrenia, only that this particular quiz found sufficient evidence to suggest that you may.
You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, if would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further verification and to see if you qualify for a schizophrenia or schizophrenia-related diagnosis from a trained mental health professional as soon as possible in order to rule out a possible schizophrenia or psychotic disorder.
The most common schizophrenia disorders diagnosed are: Schizophrenia, Schizoaffective Disorder, and Schizophreniform Disorder.
Borderline Personality Disorder Quiz
1)Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment yes
2) A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation yes
3) Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self yes
4) Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging yes
5) Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, or threats, or self-mutilating behavior yes
6) Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood yes
7) Chronic feelings of emptiness yes
9) Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation or severe dissociative symptoms yes
10) Unstable and intense relationships yes
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
1.Your thoughts about chocolate are: If I don't get my fix of chocolate everyday, I begin having withdrawals.
2.Your favorite music genre is: I like the same music as my husband when I am with him or my friend when I am with her or the kids when I am with them.
3.The color that attracts you first is always: blue is the color of loyality and I am true to the point of sticking to my friends and husband like glue , I need them Darin it
4. Upon meeting someone new, you: Shake her hand and then run to the bathroom to wash my hands three times with super hot water and soap and open and close the door three times while using a towel to touch the handle before leaving the bathroom. 5.My favorite vacation spot is: I don't care. Where do you want to go on vacation? I just can't make important decisions without someone else's input.
6.When you are given a day to yourself, what do you do? First, I will wash my hands three times with hot water, open and close the door three times before leaving the house to shop, shop, shop.
7.Suddenly someone catches you doing something you should not be doing. What were you doing?
I wasn't doing anything; really... you have to believe me! You tell them, Sally, I wasn't doing anything, was I? 8.Your favorite game to play is: Every time I walk by the computer it's as if I am being compelled to play online games. I can't stop myself.9.Your thoughts on sex: Oh my I love sex. Sex and chocolate go together really well. It's amazing the things that can be done with chocolate.10.If you were to diagnose yourself with a personality disorder, which one would it be? Addictive personality disorder and Compulsive personality disorder Your Results: Dependent Personality Disorder
You depend on other people for everything! You might want to consider making a few decisions on your own, such as what to eat for lunch or whether you should turn left or right at the next stop light.
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