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What are some good ideas funny for girls night in
I don't want the average answer "mani/pedi or girl talk" I'm thinking something that is hilarious, maybe a good board game? Or something more adult? Thanks!
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what would be a good last name for these first names with descriptions
I’m writing my story and I love my characters but don’t like their names. Their names need a whole makeover (first, middle, last,) thanks so much! Girl: Long, and thick, wavy dirty blonde hair, possibly a light brown and hazel eyes. A Light tan. Full Lips (a lot like Angelina jolie’s but a little smaller) and a cute, curved nose – no freckles She's only 5 foot 4, horse back rides, writes poetry and young adult fiction (young love) novels. She is shallow, imaginative, clumsy, is a bookworm, flirty depending on the boy, a genius, friendliest person in the world, shy, moody, over-emotional, and clingy. She’s very pretty yet dislikes to show off her slim, silky figure by wearing faded blue jeans and clingy T’s along with her matching converses but she still does. No boy really drools over her but when one does, they can’t get enough of her. Territorial. She is 15 going on 16. Boy: Short, messy and thick brown hair and buttery dark brown eyes. Light tan, darker than the first girl’s though. His lips are average but a dark rosy color. He’s muscular, very strong and 5 foot 11. Plays football, doesn’t date a girl for more than a couple months usually, loves the TV and video games. He can be a know-it-all, athletic, hates to read, brave and bold but when he truly likes a girl is a total coward and weirdo around-can barely speak to her and is skittish and shy, commitment issues, annoying and likes to playfully pick on his little cousins, flirty, moody, heavy sleeper, can be a hot-head, average student. He is 17. Girl 2: Short, bobby blonde hair and bright, anxious blue eyes. Very ghost-like tan and over 500 freckles on her face that are very cute, even for her age. Thin, light-pink lips. Very petite. About 5 foot1-will grow to be 5 foot 4. Plays soccer, tennis and basketball. Very athletic. Bookworm, agile, girly, loves video games, daredevil, friendly, territorial, genius, loves the outdoors, very funny, workaholic, and very lucky, and sometimes is hot-headed and moody but hasn’t hit that stage yet. Just turned 13. Girl 3: Shoulder length, dark, almost black, hair with brown/hazel eyes. Light tan and few freckles. Thin lips. More muscular than girl 2. About 4 foot 11. Plays only soccer and horse back rides. No bookworm, average student, a little selfish at times, childish, loves the outdoors, very moody, light sleeper, overwhelmed at times, vegetarian. Girl: Amber Boy: Griffin Girl 2: Autumn Girl 3: Nikki Sorry it's so long if you have any different names that would suit the description i'm open! Thanks so much.
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need names for these descriptions for a story
I’m writing my story and I love my characters but don’t like their names. Their names need a whole makeover (first, middle, last,) thanks so much! Girl: Long, and thick, wavy dirty blonde hair, possibly a light brown and hazel eyes. A Light tan. Full Lips (a lot like Angelina jolie’s but a little smaller) and a cute, curved nose – no freckles She's only 5 foot 4, horse back rides, writes poetry and young adult fiction (young love) novels. She is shallow, imaginative, clumsy, is a bookworm, flirty depending on the boy, a genius, friendliest person in the world, shy, moody, over-emotional, and clingy. She’s very pretty yet dislikes to show off her slim, silky figure by wearing faded blue jeans and clingy T’s along with her matching converses but she still does. No boy really drools over her but when one does, they can’t get enough of her. Territorial. She is 15 going on 16. Boy: Short, messy and thick brown hair and buttery dark brown eyes. Light tan, darker than the first girl’s though. His lips are average but a dark rosy color. He’s muscular, very strong and 5 foot 11. Plays football, doesn’t date a girl for more than a couple months usually, loves the TV and video games. He can be a know-it-all, athletic, hates to read, brave and bold but when he truly likes a girl is a total coward and weirdo around-can barely speak to her and is skittish and shy, commitment issues, annoying and likes to playfully pick on his little cousins, flirty, moody, heavy sleeper, can be a hot-head, average student. He is 17. Girl 2: Short, bobby blonde hair and bright, anxious blue eyes. Very ghost-like tan and over 500 freckles on her face that are very cute, even for her age. Thin, light-pink lips. Very petite. About 5 foot1-will grow to be 5 foot 4. Plays soccer, tennis and basketball. Very athletic. Bookworm, agile, girly, loves video games, daredevil, friendly, territorial, genius, loves the outdoors, very funny, workaholic, and very lucky, and sometimes is hot-headed and moody but hasn’t hit that stage yet. Just turned 13. Girl 3: Shoulder length, dark, almost black, hair with brown/hazel eyes. Light tan and few freckles. Thin lips. More muscular than girl 2. About 4 foot 11. Plays only soccer and horse back rides. No bookworm, average student, a little selfish at times, childish, loves the outdoors, very moody, light sleeper, overwhelmed at times, vegetarian. the third GIRL is 10 almost 11
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Are some people truly unlucky
I am trying to figure out if there may be some truth to this. I have read that luck has nothing to do with anything in your life. I think even yes I am going to say it Dr.Phil had a show on proofing that there are no unlucky people. I have a weird last name and if you transpose my last name with my given name I instantly have a name that appears to be female. At times this can be funny and other times it causes a lot of damage. That right there is a challenge I had imposed on me when I was born. Besides my name being weird I seem to be a magnet for problems, I have been hit by them drunk drivers in my life, once when I was a kid delivering newspapers and two as an adult. One of the drivers did not even own the vehicle that hit me, and the other was an insurance salesman that carried the state minimum for insurance thus his coverage with all was barely enough to cover my medical bills and other things by the time they got done playing their game of trying to take care of the bills. The last straw that really hurt me was the fact of my name, a state worker in the DOT could not find my driving record. At first she thought I was not giving her the correct information and then she tried to get my information by my social security number and again it pulled up the wrong record, I tried to explain to her that it may not be the wrong one, but by this time she was frustrated with her DB and me so she answered my question from her knowledge of certain procedures at the DOT. Well she answered wrong because she could not "find" my record. I did not have to pay the state to have my license reinstated but because of this little error I lost my job because my license was "suspended" for three hours while I was driving.
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Funny clean Adult contest games any ideas
Were having a event on Venice beach we rented a booth to promote a upcoming sketch comedy show and I need ideas for funny games that people can participate in to win prizes and draw a crowd. Please give me any ideas... Greatly appreciated, any answer will get thumbs up... Thank you,
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How Do You Feel About RuneScape
Simple question, really. But it wouldn't be a question of mine without an obnoxiously long and poorly written background story on my part, so you understand why I'm asking this question...: My RuneScape career started when I was in late elementary or middle school. I had never even heard of the game until my dad moved to a small town in mid-Michigan, and a few of the local kids came over and introduced themselves to me, and we quickly became good friends. After going to visit their homes a few times, I noticed a game that one of my friends kept playing often - some funny little online game. I thought it looked rather dull, even as a young kid, but they all encouraged me to give it a shot. After much persuading, I finally moved on to RuneScape, which was my first "real" online game, not including Red Alert 2 online. It took me a while to get into the game - I found the lack of help and resources to be frustrating, and one my friends blew his top when I forgot my password and therefore lost the steel armour that he had worked so hard to get me. Eventually, I just created a new account, and started to play on that when the weather was poor outside. There began my long, cold descent into the idiocy that is Jagex's most popular game. Back in those days, my dad only had dial-up, and my mom (Who I lived with on the weeks) didn't have Internet at all. So I only played RuneScape on the weekends... It started out that I'd play RuneScape in the morning, level up a few skills, and talk to some friends. Soon it developed into an almost obsessive hobby, going to the point where my dad almost had to cut the Internet cord every morning or night to get me off the computer. But it was mostly harmless, since I still played AirSoft with friends, played Army, and all the other things that younger kids like to do. My harmless love affair with RuneScape turned much more serious in my 7th grade year of school when my mom and step-dad decided to get cable Internet - meaning that I'd have Internet access all day, every day. So I started playing, more and more, almost every day. By my 8th grade year in school, I was playing and posting on the Forums from the time that I got home from school until I went to bed. My grades, which used to be perfect, slipped from all As to a mixture of As, Bs, and Cs, to a few As and a few Ds and Fs. Soon I started using the Forums more than the actual game, though I managed to get 99 in a skill, something I am very ashamed of these days. Things started to calm down once I got an Xbox 360 and Call of Duty 4, which distracted me quite well from RuneScape... I guess it was just that I had found a game that was actually pretty good, and took a decent amount of skill. I pretty much completely ceased playing RuneScape my freshman year in high school, choosing to play Xbox 360 games instead. The summer after, I got myself into a wee bit of trouble with the police, and ended up in a "detention center" for a few weeks, rather luckily for me - if I had been an adult, I would have been in prison for the rest of my life. My parents, being responsible folk, locked away my keyboard and controller, but I can't say that I cared much... After being on house arrest for almost half a year, I was happy to get away from all that, and just start enjoying school and being with my friends. While I was on house arrest, I started playing RuneScape again, and got my cooking level from 70 to 96 or so, and quite a few other skills up higher. I saved up and bought another Xbox 360 for Christmas, and my RuneScape habit was stopped in tracks once again before it could gain any more speed. Now I view myself as a fairly normal person, besides from the fact that most of my days are spent doing community service (I want to be finished by the end of this month). I still play lots of World at War and whatnot, but that comes second to just about everything else. Sometimes I miss messing around on the RuneScape Forums (I had probably 30,000 posts, but I got permanently banned from them by being a jackass while I was on house arrest), and I jump on the game once every few days, but I can never occupy and enjoy myself on it like I used to. I think I realized how much of a waste of time the game was when I was in late middle school or my freshman year in high school... Pretty much all I was doing was chatting to random people for hours on end while watching a poorly animated and pixelated figure bend over fishing spots and making bows for hours on end. There just doesn't seem to be any skill involved in the game whatsoever - at least, not any more. Instead of the best being on top of the scoreboards, it's just a competition of who pours the most time into the game, and who can cheat the longest without getting caught. Even player-killing isn't much of a challenge or fun any more - you point, click, and watch your character hack away at the other guy while you stare at your health and munch on a few sharks, and hop
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Honesty common to find at all
I find alot of disturbing accounts of people from both sides of the perspective being really dishonest and shallow. Hell, even I was submerged into this treatment, by advice from (an albeit insane) parent or other boys. The thing is, since I became an adult, I noticed there's alot of roleplaying going on between a man and woman. So strong is the roleplaying, infact, it's like there's a fricking wall between them. I also noticed that if you don't play along with it, the more likely the relationship is gonna end. First off, us women are apparently now expected to be sweet and delicate by the time we hit adulthood. Despite that many of us had to work to live, help our family branches and be aware through our now global culture and events (not to mention that encountering dangers is much more easily done). We still had to act like 13 year olds. We had to whine, mope, flop around the couches and spend money recklessly. And if the guy hasn't gotten a clue about us with all that mood swinging, snapping and yelling at them is not offensive but Ha-ha FUNNY/CUTE. Now, guys henceforward had to have their alone time. They're expected to be interested in 'the game', dress according to action movie stars or gucci models, scrape the hair off their face, and also be tall and mature looking by 13. Apparently, there's no excuse for acne or taking a little longer to grow than a girl. Still, these people, in the end, start to lead totally separate lives. The girls chatter, lie and twist around their facts, while the guys mumble, don't talk back and leave all the talking to his pink-clad chatterbox. Apparently, that is the sweet, ideal life. I've yet to encounter a couple or even a guy who had an interest in me actually be refreshingly honest. Guys want to become the enigmatic, mature part of the relationship (which is really, reclusive/sullen/non-helpful behaviour). Which totally wrecks the actual meaning of relationships of 'hey, let's be together and cherish the fact that I've loved you enough to love every moment of your company and support your living expenses and habits, let's go enjoy this wild ride called life.' I've yet to even see or have someone actually express that to me at all. Okay, what I'm trying to say is; the relationships and standards of what a lover should be seems destructive and shallow. One side does not share anything but supports any BS of another that uses and imposes their obnoxiousness on full scale, while not supporting anything from the other. They don't seem to talk about anything, nothing philosophical or even constructive, and it's celebrated to the point where parents are encouraging it. So, before my little faith in mankind completely dies, I'm asking if this is true all around hoping that it's really not.
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What do i do if my ex found a new guy 3 days after we broke up and I miss her so much but she is with him
Ok I met my girlfriend March of 2008 on Craigslist. She is a graduate of college and i am still in college. During the first two months of our relationship i gave her my email password to check on a few things for me when i couldnt access a computer. Well, 4 months into it we were fighting about little things and i was confused on if i wanted to stay in the relationship, so i did something really stupid. I posted a Craigslist ad stating that i was looking for new friends. I got alot of responses and replied to some of them, but never intended on actually meeting any girls and i didnt, i was just seeing how if i really loved her and i did because i didn't meet any of those girls. Anyway, I know that was bad to do, but in the mean time my girlfriend was looking through my emails and noticed all the craigslist responses that were posted. She never told me she knew about them because i guess she didn't want to tell me she was going through me email the whole time. 4 more months went along and I did it again, same postings, alot of replies, but still didn't act on any of them. Again she got all the email responses from looking through my emails. This time she called me on it and i told her that i never was going to meet anyone of them and that i was just doing it to see if i really would cheat on her if i had the chance, but i couldn't when i got the responses. I really dont know why i did it, i wasn't ever going to do anything. We stayed together after that and the trust snowballed after the second time i did that. During a year through are relationship she had her friend create a myspace account and add me as a friend to try to get me to go on a date with her, it was a desperate opportunity by my girlfriend to see if i would cheat on her. I knew something was funny about it and knew it was a friend of my girlfriends. I played along with it until we planned to meet somewhere at a certain time, 5 hours before we were going to meet up i called my girlfriend and told her i wasnt going to go with your friend on a date.She told me that it was her friends idea to do it and that she told her not try to play games with me on myspace, i didn't believe her. Anyways, we stayed together still. Three more months later I was driving from Washington to Oregon to visit my girlfriend who was on a work leave. Three hours into the drive she texts me not to come down and that i was a pig and who is this Lisa girl that emailed me. I had no idea what she was talking about. I turned around and drove three hours back home to find out that this Lisa girl was spam from an old adult friendfinder account i had that i forgot to close like 8 years ago. When you clicked on the link it took you to some homepage of a girl named lisa who lived in Texas. She even wanted to see if i was lying so she went to the adultfriendfinder site hacked into my account and found that it had been inactive for 8 years and there was no activity. I was so mad at her, but she said that i couldn't blaim her after what i did on Craigslist twice. Ok, this last April, I broke up with her because she said that she was unhappy. I found out that she had met a guy 3 days after and there still together. I messed up so bad and miss her so much, but she said that i had many chances and that she is not coming back. She says she likes this guy. However, she calls me whenever she is having problems with this guy. She would call and say that he doesn't like her and that she will maybe give me another chance, but was unsure. Then she called me last Friday to tell me that her new boyfriend had a Match.com profile which was active within the last 24hours. I went on Match.com to verify this and there he was and it was active withing the last 24hours. Then next day, I went back on Match.com and saw that the profile was taken down. I called her and asked her if she told him and she did. She said that he was trying to take it down but couldn't, and I said, if he was trying to take it down then how come it was so easy to take it down right after you told him. She said, it doesn't matter im giving him another chance and that i couldn't get mad because she had given me plenty of chances. She said i can't talk to her for awhile, but im so sad that she took him back because i love her so much. I tried to say i was sorry for everything and that i would be faithful to her, but she wouldn't come back. I realize what i did was so stupid and i deserve this, but it hurts because i love her so much and never meant to hurt her. Its so hard not to talk to her but she is gone. What should i do? She told me that if it doesn't work out with him that she might take me back but not to get my hopes up. Should I wait for her? I love her, but I dont think that she will ever come back, plus i dont want to wish for her to break up with him; I wish her good thoughts, but i still feel like i want to wait.
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