simpsons drinking games

?SURVEY? For the bored
This is only if you're REALLY bored, guys.. If you are.. Enjoy ? The Basics: 1) Name? 2) Age? 3) Favorite Colour? Alright, that's boring huh.. Wait! THIS OR THAT? (Or sometimes the other..) 4) Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry? (ZZZ) 5) Carnivore or herbivore or omnivore? 6) Family Guy or Robot Chicken or The Simpsons? 7) Up or down? 8) Sweet or sour or spicy? 9) Hot or cold? 10) X or O (in XOXO)? Hmmmm.. WOULD YOU RATHER? 11) Swim or ski? (Randomness..) 12) Run 10 miles or drink an 8oz. glass of spoiled milk? Mmm.. 13) Kiss a toad or hug Rosie O'Donnell? (AHHH!) Okies, I'm already bored with that.. Now for..hmm.. VERSUS! A game of who pwns more. *AHEM* 14) Kanye West VS. T-Pain? 15) Lady Gaga VS. Britney Spears? 16) Lindsay Lohan VS. Heidi Montag? (EWW) 17) Obama VS. Bush? (Ha!) 18) Sarah Palin VS. Hilary Clinton? >_< 19) Simon VS. Paula VS. Randy? 20) Me VS. You? :) RANDOM~ 21) FAVORITE BAND?? Whew.. Wait that wasn't actually THAT long. Please star my question, por favor? Gracias! ?¸.•*¨*`•.???? ? ???? d?? ¸.•*¨*`•.¸?
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?SURVEY? For the bored
This is only if you're REALLY bored, guys.. If you are.. Enjoy ? The Basics: 1) Name? 2) Age? 3) Favorite Colour? Alright, that's boring huh.. Wait! THIS OR THAT? (Or sometimes the other..) 4) Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry? (ZZZ) 5) Carnivore or herbivore or omnivore? 6) Family Guy or Robot Chicken or The Simpsons? 7) Up or down? 8) Sweet or sour or spicy? 9) Hot or cold? 10) X or O (in XOXO)? Hmmmm.. WOULD YOU RATHER? 11) Swim or ski? (Randomness..) 12) Run 10 miles or drink an 8oz. glass of spoiled milk? Mmm.. 13) Kiss a toad or hug Rosie O'Donnell? (AHHH!) Okies, I'm already bored with that.. Now for..hmm.. VERSUS! A game of who pwns more. *AHEM* 14) Kanye West VS. T-Pain? 15) Lady Gaga VS. Britney Spears? 16) Lindsay Lohan VS. Heidi Montag? (EWW) 17) Obama VS. Bush? (Ha!) 18) Sarah Palin VS. Hilary Clinton? >_< 19) Simon VS. Paula VS. Randy? 20) Me VS. You? :) Whew.. Wait that wasn't actually THAT long. Please star my question, por favor? Gracias! ?¸.•*¨*`•.???? ? ???? d?? ¸.•*¨*`•.¸?
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Are you a 90s kid do u remember upn
if you the age 12 OR UNDER...you should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Sabrina The Teenage Witch You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -inky pinky ponky daddy had a donkey - ennie meanie miney moe. when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. when we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ? You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . . Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman. When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do. You had slap bracelets! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!! this a re-post 4 all those who never read the first 1
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Male Bashing on TV article please if someone can summary the article
Warning for our male readers: The following article contains big words and complex sentences. It might be a good idea to have a woman nearby to explain it to you. It's been a hard day. Your assistant at work is out with the flu and there is another deadline fast approaching. Your wife is at a business conference, so you have to pick up your son at daycare, make dinner, clean the kitchen, do a load of laundry, and get Junior to bed before you can settle down on the sofa with those reports you still need to go over. Perhaps a little comedy will make the work more bearable, you think, so you turn on CBS's Monday night comedies: King of Queens, Yes, Dear, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Still Standing. Over the next two hours, you see four male lead characters who are nothing like you. These men are selfish and lazy, inconsiderate husbands and poor parents. And the commercials in between aren't any better. Among them: A feminine hygiene ad: Two women are traveling down a lovely country road, laughing and having a great time. But wait. One of them needs to check the freshness of her mini-pad, and, apparently, the next rest area is six states away. A woman's voice-over interjects, "It's obvious that the interstate system was designed by men." A digital camera ad: A young husband walks through a grocery store, trying to match photos in his hand with items on the shelves. Cut to his wife in the kitchen, snapping digital pictures of all the items in the pantry so that hubby won't screw up the shopping. A family game ad: A dorky guy and beautiful woman are playing Trivial Pursuit. He asks her, "How much does the average man's brain weigh?" Her answer: "Not much." A wine ad: A group of women are sitting around the patio of a beach house, drinking a blush wine. Their boyfriends approach, but are denied refreshment until they have "earned" it by building a sand statue of David. Welcome to the new comic image of men on tv: incompetence at its worst. Where television used to feature wise and wonderful fathers and husbands, today's comedies and ads often feature bumbling husbands and inept, uninvolved fathers. On Still Standing, Bill (Mark Addy) embarrasses his wife Judy (Jamie Gertz) so badly in front of her reading group, that she is dropped from the group. On Everybody Loves Raymond, Raymond (Ray Romano) must choose between bathing the twin boys or helping his daughter with her homework. He begrudgingly agrees to assist his daughter, for whom he is no help whatsoever. CBS is not the only guilty party. ABC's My Wife and Kids and According to Jim, Fox's The Bernie Mac Show, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, and (the recently cancelled) Titus, and the WB's Reba also feature women who are better organized and possess better relational skills than their male counterparts. While most television dramas tend to avoid gender stereotypes, as these undermine "realism," comic portrayals of men have become increasingly negative. The trend is so noticeable that it has been criticized by men's rights groups and some television critics. It has also been studied by academicians Dr. Katherine Young and Paul Nathanson in their book, Spreading Misandry: The Teaching of Contempt for Men in Popular Culture. Young and Nathanson argue that in addition to being portrayed as generally unintelligent, men are ridiculed, rejected, and physically abused in the media. Such behavior, they suggest, "would never be acceptable if directed at women." Evidence of this pattern is found in a 2001 survey of 1,000 adults conducted by the Advertising Standards Association in Great Britain, which found that 2/3 of respondents thought that women featured in advertisements were "intelligent, assertive, and caring," while the men were "pathetic and silly." The number of respondents who thought men were depicted as "intelligent" was a paltry 14%. (While these figures apply to the United Kingdom, comparable advertisements air in the U.S.) Some feminists might argue that, for decades, women on tv looked mindless, and that turnabout is fair play. True, many women characters through the years have had little more to do than look after their families. From the prim housewife whose only means of control over her children was, "Wait till your father gets home!" to the dutiful housewife whose husband declares, "My wife: I think I'll keep her," women in the '50s and '60s were often subservient. (This generalization leaves out the unusual someone like Donna Reed, who produced her own show, on which she was not subservient.) Then, during the "sexual revolution," tv began to feature independent women who could take care of themselves (Mary and Rhoda on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Julia, Alice and Flo on Alice, Louise and Florence on The Jeffersons). So now, 30 years later, you'd think that maybe we'd have come to some parity. Not even. Granted, men still dominate television, from the newsroom to primetime. And men do plenty on thei My question is can someone summary this article like what actually is the author trying to say what his good point and what his weak point. how can we realted taht in our life. pleaseeeeee
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MJ Fans ONLY Interesting facts about Michael you didnt know
Interests & Hobbies: Reading, painting, martial arts, dancing, acting, drawing, animals, philanthropic and humanitarian causes, going to amusement parks, traveling, shopping, going to the movies, spending time with children (especially terminally ill and underprivileged children), collect paintings, sculptures, movie memorabilia and old costumes, investing Best Friend: Elizabeth Taylor Idols: Charlie Chaplin, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelley, Berry Gordy, Quincy Jones, Three Stooges, Walt Disney Favorite Accessory: Black Fedora Favorite Actor/Actress: Shirley Temple, Elizabeth Taylor, Katherine Hepburn, Morgan Freeman, Marlon Brando Favorite Artists: Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci Favourite Board Game: Monopoly Favorite Books: 'Peter Pan' by James Matthew Barrie, 'Jonathan Livingstone Seagull' by Richard Bach, 'The Old Man And The Sea' by Ernest Hemingway Favorite Classical Composers: Claude Debussy ('Afternoon of the Fawn'), Pjotr Iljitsch Tschaikowsky, Sergei Sergejewitsch Prokofjew Favorite Colors: Red, black Favorite Disney Characters: Mickey Mouse, Peter Pan, Pinocchio Favorite Drink: mineral water (e.g. Evian, Perrier), fruit juice (orange), vegetable juice (carrot), Gatorade (during concerts) Favorite Food: Mexican, exotic, spicy & vegetarian food, Sushi, pizza, chicken, fish, fresh fruits, popcorn, vanilla ice with cookie pieces, sunflower seeds, glazed doughnuts, frosted flakes with milk, M&Ms Favorite Movies: 'Peter Pan', 'E.T.', 'Star Wars' Favorite Singers: James Brown, Jackie Wilson, Smokey Robinson, Sammy Davis Jr., The Temptations, Diana Ross Favorite Songs When He Was A Child: 'Tobacco Road', 'You Are My Sunshine', 'Cloud Nine' by The Temptations Favorite TV Shows: Flip Wilson Show, Brady Bunch, Road Runner Show, The Simpsons First Record Ever Bought: 'Mickey's Monkey' by Smokey Robinson and Miracles First Record Ever Made: 'Big Boy' (Steel Town Records) Haha! I suspected he had a crush on Beyonce when I watched the 30th Anniversary Special! Especially since he REQUESTED Destiny's Child to perform Bootylicious...
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I have created the ultimate 100 question survey Do you dare to take it
1.When was the last time you ate an orange? 2.What kind of mobile phone do you own? 3.Did you notice the last question rhymed? 4.If I gave you a gun and a license to kill, who or what would you shoot? 5.How many lights are there in the room you’re in? 6.How many trophies have you got? 7.What was the last big thing to happen to you? 8.How many cameras do you own? 9.How much paper can you see from where you’re sitting? 10.Are you as bored as I am? 11.Have you ever been a Top Contributor? 12.What’s the longest time you’ve ever slept for? 13.What was the last thing you downloaded? 14.How many fridge magnets do you own? 15.Have you ever connected lots of extension cords together to make a super cord? 16.How many times have you been around the sun? 17.Have you honestly ever heard a complete Jonas brother song? 18.Have you ever answered a 100 question survey before? 19.Have you ever said the word ‘Malignant’? 20.What’s the longest essay you’ve had to write? 21.Have you got msn? 22.What was the last song you listened to? 23.Do you like dancing? 24.Who was the last celebrity you met? 25.What was your favourite cartoon as a child? 26.What was the last thing you burnt? 27.Do you like your eggs fried or boiled? 28.Do you like jumping on your bed? 29.What would you do if you were Barack Obama? 30.Have you got Facebook? 31.What would you be doing if you weren’t answering questions? 32.What was the last word you invented? 33.What would you do if you were attacked by burning hobos? 34.Have you ever found a four leaf clover? 35.Do you think this quiz is OVER 9000!!!!!? 36.WHAT, 9000!? 37.What’s your favourite genre of music? 38.What was the last game you played? 39.Who would win in a fight, Superman with the Ninja Turtles or Batman with the Power Rangers? 40.Which one is better- Wii, X Box 360 or PS3? 41.Does Uncle Sam want you!? 42.When did you stop watching Pokémon? 43.What would you do if your head fell off? 44.Is all that you’re hearing from me white noise? 45.Do you know anyone named Steve? 46.Do you download songs off Limewire? Come on, be honest. 47.What do you hate about the internet? 48.Do you have a comfortable bed? 49.Do you like corn? 50.If you had a potato, what would you name it? 51.What was the last movie you watched? 52.Did you like it? 53.What’s your favourite cereal? 54.Which internet browser are you using? 55.Do you know the camp fire song song? 56.Do you have big ears? 57.What would you do with a million light bulbs and an infinite supply of electricity? 58.What’s the weirdest name you’ve ever heard? 59.What’s your favourite animal? 60.Have you ever run with scissors? 61.Is it morning or evening where you are? 62.When you read something, do you read it out loud? 63.Have you ever tried typing with oven mitts? It’s hard! 64.What’s your favourite work beginning with an ‘M’? 65.How much water do you drink every day? 66.How many toes do you have? 67.Do you know anyone who is lactose intolerant? 68.Do you have any allergies? 69.Do you have any pets? 70.What was your favourite year in school? 71.What was your first job? 73.Have you read Harry Potter? 74.Who’s your favourite author? 75.Do you believe in ghosts? 76.When was the last time you ate a croissant? 77.Who was the last person to enter your house? 78.Which anti-virus are you running? 79.What can you hear right now? 80.Do you live in a house or an apartment? 81.Are you organized? 82.Do you live in the Southern or Northern hemisphere? 83.Have you had your 2 fruits and 5 veggies yet? 84.Have you ever met someone who snores when they’re awake? 85.Do you play any musical instruments? 86.Do you like popping bubble wrap? 87.What’s the longest time you’ve worn socks? 88.Have you ever had a dream about your Yahoo! Answers clone? 89.What was the last big thing to happen in your life? 90.What was the last thing you watched on TV? 91.Who’s your favourite Simpsons character? 92.How many people can you see right now? 93.What was the last illegal thing you did? 94.Do you know how to play poker? 95.What’s your favourite type of cheese? 96.Are you good at maths? 97.How far can you run without stopping? 98.Did you realize I left out #72? 99.Did you like this survey? 100.Did you go back to check if I really did leave out #72? 101.How many words do you think there are in this survey? Credit also goes to kiki and Nintendoughnut for some suggestions. DeeDee: I didn't have a #72, so there are only 100 questions.
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CAN SOMEONE PROOFREAD THIS Its a position essay If i should add somethin to make it sound more position
Traveling down a busy highway, a number of well constructed billboards linger near every overpass and exit. Listening to the radio, a song is bluntly disrupted by an irrelevant announcement. Watching television, a popular show is left on a cliff hanger until the 7 minute commercial break is over. Surfing the internet, a banner crosses the monitor disrupting a video or game. There are a number of ways in which advertising may try to persuade the public to buy their products. Advertisers are reaching consumers through everyday conveniences. Most would say advertisement is a way to promote information about services and products, but in most cases, it involves deception and manipulation. It may even trigger severe aggravation and irritation. Advertisers are using the manipulative approach instead of the clear, basic informative approach. Good advertising needs to convey the basic information about the product or service, but often, it takes advantage of the consumer by not including, or disguising some piece of relevant information that might make the consumer think twice about the product. An Advertiser’s objective is to try to make the consumer take the first step towards a specific company. This might make the consumer call an 800 number, go to a showroom, or be convinced that one product is better than another, by using any number of manipulating strategies and tactics. As consumers, people should beware of the media blitz of the advertising warlords. By watching almost any TV commercial, some might notice some fine print at the bottom of the screen. If read quick enough, the print explains that basically what is being advertised is not what the consumer is receiving. It might cost more, be a different color, different size, or not even be available at all. Media (TV, Radio, Internet. Etc.) is found to be the most effective approach for advertisers to reach the consumers. Companies pay anywhere from $10,000 to over $50,000 for actors or celebrities to expose their products in music, movies, television and their everyday lives. This kind of exposure is called product placement. This form of advertising originated in the late 1800’s during a film called Défilé du 8e Battalion. It featured a wheelbarrow with a sunlight soap logo on the side of it. Thus, the business of product placement had begun. Product placement is effective because consumes are more likely to be engaged during a show or movie than during the commercial breaks. The opposite of product placement is said to be called “reverse product placement.” "Reverse product placement" takes "faux product placement" a step further, by making products in real life to match those seen in a movie or TV show. For example, in 2007, 7-Eleven remodeled eleven of its American stores as "Kwik-E-Marts", selling some real-life versions of products seen in episodes of the Simpsons such as Buzz Cola, Duff Beer and Krusty-O's cereal. Although most advertising is manipulative, people rely on it to expose them to new products and services being offered. Informative advertisements provide clear facts and data. A commercial for a dishwashing soap shows how effective one brand works compared to another brand. That’s important for a consumer to see when deciding which brand to purchase. Informative advertising is almost the complete opposite of manipulative advertising. They are relevant to consumers’ interests, they try not to interrupt, and they are informative with clear facts and data. Although informative advertising seems useful, Advertisers often take the manipulative approach to promote their informative product or service. Informative advertisements aren’t well known and tend to be ignored. Advertisements are ruining our society. According to Capital City Weekly, the average household receives over thirty four pounds of advertisements by mail each year. That’s a total of 4.5 million tons of advertisements mailed each year. Unfortunately, studies find that children are the biggest target of all advertising. Kids represent an important part of population to marketers because they have their own purchasing power. They influence their parents' buying decisions and they're the adult consumers of the future. A recent study conducted by the Center on Alcohol Marketing and Youth found that the top 15 programs in 2003 had alcohol in their ads. That is a wrong example to be setting for our next generation of voters, politicians, doctors, and the future generation of America. Subliminal messaging and hidden product placement among others, are abusing the informative format of advertising. Advertising that could improve our society is not exposed enough. Issues like gun control and drunk driving are significant and superior to issues like toys being sold at McDonalds and what shows to watch on primetime TV. Advertisements need to be limited. They are hurting the future generation, spending America's money, and overwhelming our free country. Nobody but the publ
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how good is too good or too nice
I've seen people in my life who seem to be what some people would describe as a "saint" or "angel". They never swear, drink or smoke because they consider it bad. There are parents who won't even let their 10 to 15 year olds watch Australia's neighbours or the simpsons because they consider it a bad influence. Video games are considered bad. Today's films are considered bad. Pop culture music is considered bad. Sex is a sin. They'll try to find out what the rating of a movie is even though they're old enough to see it. Overall they worry a lot and try so hard to be "good" to get people to say nice things about them.
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