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i know this sound funny but where can i fine a free online rpg sex game
with dating in sex in all that lol i kknow its funny but its a rlly good reson y i ask
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i know this sound funny but where can i fine a free online rpg sex game
with dating in sex in all that lol i kknow its funny but its a rlly good reson y i ask
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Certain video games make me have to go to the bathroom its gross What the heck is this
Lol. Feel free to laugh at me, because I think it's funny, too. But, know this: I am NOT trolling. If I were, I'd pick a much more interesting topic such as sex or abuse, or whatever you other trolls like to poke at. So, anyway, with a certain style of graphics, I start to feel nausea, and it eventually gets to my stomach, and bam, I have to take a crap. I once tested this with Shadow the Hedgehog. I had to go, and then when I came back, I resumed playing, but then I had to go again. This NEVER fails to happen when I play Crash, Sonic, or Spyro games. Games with solid graphics such as Mario or Kingdom Hearts do not make me feel this way. It usually occurs on the PS1 or Gamecube. I find this hilarious and devestating, considering I'm a huge video game nerd. Doctors probably won't take me seriously. Sarcastic or accusatory answers are welcome, since I don't expect anyone to. I'm a teenage female of average weight, and I don't binge or anything when playing my games, just so you all know. Does anybody know what this is or share my pain?
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I Need Useless Tags for a Video Related to UFOs anybody have any
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Help with explease
Hi im 17 and, I broke up with my ex a year and a couple of months ago.. And i loved him soo much. Well apart from exchanging smiles or nods on the street, or casual talk like 'can you pass me that pen' we haven't really spoken. Till he started a course at my college, he is in one of my classes, he suddenly says he wants to be friends. We did not part on a good end, he broke up with me by text, i spent days crying..but anyway i moved on eventually and started dating one of my close friends. Well at first i didn't talk to my ex at all, it felt weird; but he kept starting coversations with me about the weather or he's coursework or my shoes..and i have been getting along with him pretty well..until he wanted to know about my love life, and he would tell me how he was single and smile at me.. i hate to admit it, but he has alot of sex appeal; and he knows it. But he is sooo irritating; he tells me he loves me, then dosen't talk to me for days, soo i have to go back to him. I know it's wrong cause i am in a relationship, but in a demented way; i still do care about him. But one of my friends told me that he said, he could get me back in less than a month..which makes me feel like some sort of game to him. He waits for me after school, to walk me home; he tries to buy me lunch he is constantly complementing me, i try to tell him to go away, but he just switches it around by saying something funny, or saying something to make me forget why i dislike him. Me and my current bf are on a break, so i don't really know where i stand with him, but i don't really blame him, he hates my ex..and probably hates me 2 :(. I would be he's friend but it's confusing puting the words ' i love you' into it. I care for my ex and my current bf, i don't feel i am really in love with either of them. What worries me is that; i actually care that my ex still has feelings, if i loved my bf i wouldn't. I feel like my bf is just a friend most of the time, but me and my ex have a love and hate relationship. I'm starting to feel it was better when i was single, and care free. I feel like a really bad that me and my bf are on a break, cause now he wont really speak to me. I know i am realllly stupid. Pls help??
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Did he use me Did i blow it
I really liked a guy that i had been hanging out with . I knew that he was going through a tough time with a bad breakup and i wanted to help. So being a good friend i made a heart break survival kit as a joke. It consisted of a bottle of jack daniels. Chocolate, whoopy cushoin, funny tie, drinking games, dice and a sex toy. I had previously just gotten out of a three year relationship and had been sent a similar kit from a friend and it had made me laugh. Which was all i wanted to accomplish. So i gave him it and he seemed really stoked with it and laughed which was great. Anyway i am an artist and i won a big competition which included a free trip to Aussie from me and a friend so i asked him as i wanted to spend some alone time with him . So we got back about 8 days ago and i hadn;t heard anything so i went around to his place and dropped of the photos and he was really quiet and didn't really say much and made me feel like he didn't really want me their which after the 9 days we spent away and how close we had gotten. We had talked all the time and shared lots of stuff about each other. I had asked him what he felt about me and he said that he really like me but that he was going through a tough time and that he needed to sort his shit out and that he didn't want to make a commmitment to anyone but that he was really attracted to me and that he couldn't do the whole friends with benefits as he already cared about me too much and he didn;t want to screw up our friendship. Which was hard for me to hear as i really liked him and the only reason i invited him on the trip was that i felt it was a perfect oppertunity to try and take things further with him. But it had the opposite effect. He sort of tried to keep things strictly in the friend zone and stopped hugging and touching me like he used to. Like he was drawing into himself and trying to create some distance. And now since we had got back which was 8 days ago he hasn't called or come around to see me. So i went around to see him and he wasn't his normal self he wasn;t the same as the guy that i went away on holiday with. He didn't really say anthing much and was very quiet . In saying that we were surrounded with a bunch of other people so having a private conversation was not gonig to happen. But anyway i got angry and basically called him a jerk and said i went out on a limb for him and i had thought after all the effort i had gone through to be a good friend this was it this was his best shot at being a friend and he got angry and said yep. and he jumped in the car with some of hus guy mates. It was just really hurtful i had gone to all this effort and he didn't really seem to care. I knew that part of it was the crowd we were in which was his egotistical cousin and guy mates who are all tough guys and it seemed to me that was why he was acting that way he did but at the same time that was a really shit way to treat me when all i wanted we for him to actually look happy and want to see me. So now i feel guilty for starting a fight the first time i see him from when we got back and i'm worried that i got used and that he's just gonig to go stuff her and i won't hear from him and he won't want to be friends. So any ideas . So you guys out their what is going through his head. Have i blown it.
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Yo Momma Jokes
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Guys feel free to tell me the truth
Okay so I had an x-boyfriend who was my first love and we grew up together and lost our virginity to each other. Eventually he was "seduced" by this girl in high school and cheated on me, totally broke my heart because I felt we were meant to be. We were going out for 3 1/2 years then I moved states and life went on. I went to visit my hometown were he lives and I'm moving back to here soon but we met up and talked, laughed, had fun and did have sex! I spent the night and all everything seemed fine. We are older now 25 and 26 he isn't seeing anybody neither am I. We talk on the phone once in a while and yes I still have crazy feelings for him, I feel so happy and my heart races I feel so connected and in love with him. He laughs on the phone with me and talked about moving in with me being room mates (joking around)/ visiting me "needing to get away "and wanting a baby (paying someone to carry his child without strings attached) or adopting one Should I pursue this or is he just wasting my time and making me believe something special can become of this? How do I know he isn't playing games with my head because he knows I have feelings for him, guys what do you think? BTW I am very attractive, successful and funny is he liking me as a friend only or maybe more?
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