christmas killing games
I got a political extremist for dad
my dad was playing those Facebook's game that happened to be Texas Hold'em Poker,there is also a mini-chat bar where you can type small messages to other players.during that time,an israeli joined the game and we're an Arab family,my dad became radical and started cussing at him "hizbollah will kill you all! " I yelled at him to be more respectful,that's always the problem,he interferes politics in everything EVEN CHRISTMAS EVE and most of the time,I doubt he knows what he's talking about.
*sigh* tell me what to do with this dad ?
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Well there isnt really a section to put this in spot because it does have to do with gaming
So my question is Christmas is coming well not really. But I can't wait untill Christmas. Because I'm getting a Wii. So how do I kill days fast so I can get to christmas.
P.S.
Don't say stuff like how do you no ur getting one and stuff saying dont think about it
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Do all men know the Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
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Little game please play
Month is your birth month number is day you were born and color is color shirt ur wearing
January: I ate
February: I spit on
March: I danced with
April: I licked
May: I played with
June: I went on a date with
July: I killed
August: I danced with
September: I bit
October: I carved
November: I painted
December: I hit
1: my sister
2: my cell phone
3: a pumpkin
4: a dog
5: my cousin
6: a noodle
7: my shoe
8: my cat
9: Myself
10: A wolf
11: my T.V.
12: a Christmas tree
13: A pair of dirty under pants
14: some ice cream
15: My moms
16: My dad
17: My brother
18: A rock star
19: A country music star
20: An alien
21: a door knob
22: Chuck Norris
23: my science teacher
24: a boy
25: a girl
26: my girlfriend
27: my boyfriend
28: a bra
29: an ugly person
30: The Rascal Flatts
31: a chalk board
Pink: Because I hate girls
Orange: Because someone gave me a million dollars
Red: Because I felt like it
Blue: Because I love rice
Yellow: Because I hate rice
Purple: Because I had a bad dream
Green: Because I hate myself
Black: Because so I could be a hero
White: Because I was bored
Brown: Because I pooped myself
Gray: Because I hate all Men
Multi color: Because im a hippie (more then 3 colors)
Other: Because I am who I am
None: Because im sexy
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A little game Easy ten points
Just put the setances together.
January: I ate
February: I spit on
March: I danced with
April: I licked
May: I played with
June: I went on a date with
July: I killed
August: I danced with
September: I bit
October: I carved
November: I painted
December: I hit
1: my sister
2: my cell phone
3: a pumpkin
4: a dog
5: my cousin
6: a noodle
7: my shoe
8: my cat
9: Myself
10: A wolf
11: my T.V.
12: a Christmas tree
13: A pair of dirty under pants
14: some ice cream
15: My moms
16: My dad
17: My brother
18: A rock star
19: A country music star
20: An alien
21: a door knob
22: Chuck Norris
23: my science teacher
24: a boy
25: a girl
26: my girlfriend
27: my boyfriend
28: a bra
29: an ugly person
30: The Rascal Flatts
31: a chalk board
Pink: Because I hate girls
Orange: Because someone gave me a million dollars
Red: Because I felt like it
Blue: Because I love rice
Yellow: Because I hate rice
Purple: Because I had a bad dream
Green: Because I hate myself
Black: Because so I could be a hero
White: Because I was bored
Brown: Because I pooped myself
Gray: Because I hate all Men
Multi color: Because im a hippie (more then 3 colors)
Other: Because I am who I am
None: Because im sexy
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Which book shud I buy
Can u Guys comment on the ones u have read? N tell me which ones u think r rly good and which r rly bad. Also can u point out which ones have bad content in them. I wanna buy some of them, but I cant rly decide which ones I shud buy 1st.
Cheers! XD
Novels:
Heart of darkness
My Soul Keeper
The house of scorpion
Ella Enchanted
Thirteen Reasons Why
Fahrenheit 451
The book Thief
The lost symbol
The Time Traveler's Wife
Wintergirls
Graceling
The Host
The Graveyard Book
Falling
Sealegs
The Forgotten Garden
The likeness
Life As if We Knew it
Catch-22
City of Thieves
Mortal Instruments:
City of Ashes
City of Glass
City of Bones
The Diamond Brothers:
South by Southeast
Public enemy Number Two
The Falcons Malteser
The Greek who Stole Christmas
Three of Diamond Brothers
Beyond The Spiderwick Chronicles:
The Nixies Song
A Giant Problem
The Wyrm Song
A modern Faerie:
Tithe
Valiant
Ironside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
The lightning thief
The sea of monsters
The Titan's Curse
The Battle of the Labyrinth
The last Olympian
Special agents:
Deep end
Final shot
Countdown
Kiss and Kill
Full Throtllel
Meltdown
Fablehaven:
Fablehaven
Rise of the Evening Star
Grip of the Shadow Plague
Secret of the Dragon
Keys to the Demon Prison
Young Bond:
SilverFin
Blood Fever
Double or Die
Hurricane Gold
By Royal Command
Jimmy coates:
Assassin
Killer
Target
Revenge
Sabotage
Survival
Power
Genesis
Hendreson's Boys:
The Escape
Eagle Day
The secret Army
Septimus Heap:
Magyk
Flyte
Phys
Queste
Syren
The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo
The Girl Who Played with Fire
The Hunger Games
Catching Fire
Truancy
Truancy Origins
Alosha
The Saktra
The Yanti
Wake
Fade
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Have You Read These Books
Can u Guys comment on the ones u have read? N tell me which ones u think r rly good and which r rly bad. I wanna buy some of them, but I cant rly decide which ones I shud buy 1st.
Cheers! x
Novels:
Heart of darkness
My Soul Keeper
The house of scorpion
Ella Enchanted
Thirteen Reasons Why
Fahrenheit 451
The book Thief
The lost symbol
The Time Traveler's Wife
Wintergirls
Graceling
The Host
The Graveyard Book
Falling
Sealegs
The Forgotten Garden
The likeness
Life As if We Knew it
Catch-22
City of Thieves
Alex Rider:
Stormbreaker
Point Blank
Skeleton Key
Eagle Strike
Scorpia
Ark Angel
Snakehead
Crocodile Tears
Mortal Instruments:
City of Ashes
City of Glass
City of Bones
The Diamond Brothers:
South by Southeast
Public enemy Number Two
The Falcons Malteser
The Greek who Stole Christmas
Three of Diamond Brothers
The Shadow Children:
Among the Hidden
Among the Imposters
Among the Betrayed
Among the Baron
Among the Brave
Among the Enemy
Among the Free
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Beyond The Spiderwick Chronicles:
The Nixies Song
A Giant Problem
The Wyrm Song
The Spiderwick Chronicles:
The Field Guide
The Seeing Stone
Lucinda’s Secret
The Ironwood Tree
The Wrath of Mulgrath
The Children of the Red King:
Midnight for Charlie Bone
Charlie Bone and the Time Twister
Charlie Bone and the Invisible Boy/the Blue Boa
Charlie Bone and the Castle of Mirrors
Charlie Bone and the Hidden King
Charlie Bone and the Beast/the Wilderness Wolf
Charlie Bone and the Shadow of Badlock
Charlie Bone and the Red Knight
A modern Faerie:
Tithe
Valiant
Ironside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
The lightning thief
The sea of monsters
The Titan's Curse
The Battle of the Labyrinth
The last Olympian
Special agents:
Deep end
Final shot
Countdown
Kiss and Kill
Full Throtllel
Meltdown
Fablehaven:
Fablehaven
Rise of the Evening Star
Grip of the Shadow Plague
Secret of the Dragon
Keys to the Demon Prison
Young Bond:
SilverFin
Blood Fever
Double or Die
Hurricane Gold
By Royal Command
Jimmy coates:
Assassin
Killer
Target
Revenge
Sabotage
Survival
Power
Genesis
Hendreson's Boys:
The Escape
Eagle Day
The secret Army
Septimus Heap:
Magyk
Flyte
Phys
Queste
Syren
The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo
The Girl Who Played with Fire
The Hunger Games
Catching Fire
Truancy
Truancy Origins
Alosha
The Saktra
The Yanti
Wake
Fade
I've read 33 of them; I've read The Twilight Saga, but its not in my list coz I wont be able 2 buy them coz of ther content (parents), oh n that reminds me, which ones have bad/sexual content in them?
I don't only wanna know what u've read, I wanna know what u think of them.
I've read the following series: Alex rider, Harry Potter, Spiderwick, The Shadow children, The Children of the Red so u don't have 2 comment on them.
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I cannot take my mom anymore
It's pretty obvious to me that my parents are not in love at all, if anything they dislike each other.
My mom is always blaming this on me. Everytime they fight, after, my Mom will look right at me and say "This is your fault your father and I are fighting. Are you happy? You've torn this family apart." It doesn't matter if it actually has something to do with me. My dad will occasionally say the same thing, but only when it's actually my fault. For example today, we were eating out, and I was pouring tea out. I poured it for my dad since but not my mom because she told us all she wasn't going to eat since she had some tests going on later. She glared at me and said to my dad "See? This is disgusting. She's treating you better than me, it's so obvious." and then she turned to me and said "I know what you are on the inside, you're horrible, and I can see that. Your father may be blind, but I'm not." and they started fighting right there in public. I tried to apologize and I helped her get food but she refused to eat and started yelling at my dad.
The ironic thing, is that every single thing she accused my dad and me of, she was either doing right then or has done before.
The way she treats me and my younger sister are entirely different. Just today, she told us all a story about two twin sisters who were entirely different. The younger one was the smarter one and the kinder one, and the older one was the one with the worse disposition. The older one ended up killing the younger one out of jealousy, and my mom told me, it was as if I was the older one and my sister was the younger. I rarely touch or hit my sister, and even when I do, it's only lightly, and on the arm and I always apologize. My sister is always telling me how much mom loves her more, and I can't say anything since I know it's true. I get in arguments alot with my mom, but I always thought that was normal between parents and their children and it's always about petty things, but at then end of every argument, no matter whose fault I always end up apologizing since my mother will start yelling at my father until I do.
My mother is always showing me how much she loves my sister more over me. It's not just material, although she shows it that way too. Every night, I tell her "Love you," but she shrugs and says "Yeah, right." Then she'll say extremely loudly, "Mommy loves you Audrey (younger sister), Mommy knows you love her the most and she loves you the most too." She'll sit in my sister's room for half an hour or so every night, and play little games with her, sing to her, but she has never told me goodnight. My sister will compare herself to me, and ask "Whose smarter," or "Who do you love more," and my mom will always tell her straight to her face.
To my mother, nothing is ever good enough for her. My aunt bought a condo, and my mom was jealous and she told my dad she wanted one too. But when my dad told her it was out of our budget, she said "I don't get why you put your daughter (me) in private school. She's not a good person, or a daughter but you insist on spending good money on her."
Almost every night, I'll go to bed crying, because I'm sick of them fighting over me, and I feel like it's my fault. I try telling my mother I love her but I can't take it..I don't love her. I always apologize no matter what and I don't want to do it anymore.
I don't get why. I get good grades, I'm on honor roll, I always make them birthday cards and christmas cards, I'm in honors classes, I haven't gotten in any disciplinary trouble before. I rarely ask them for money, but when I do it's for school supplies or necessities. I try to find summer jobs to get them some money. I don't do drugs, cut classes...
It may sound twisted but its like my mom LIKES it when I get in trouble. Like she's jealous my father and I have a better relationship than with her. She'll force my dad to berate and punish me even if he feels I haven't done something wrong.
In my family emotional abuse is common. It's worse for my cousin. All the men in our family are push-overs too and the women are abusive..
My mother has never laid a hand on me, but she has ruined my family life by banning me from going to get-togethers and talking to my grandmother. I try to fight back but my father will side with her because he doesn't want to argue.
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